Hair Crisis

I think I've figured out why the Democratic Party is unable to compete with the Republicans. Kucinich, Dean, Clark, and Kerry have almost identical haircuts. Kerry has a little thicker hair than the others, but it's essentially the same friggin lid! Is this what these guys talk about at meeting of the Democratic National Committee?

Chair: Okay, so the resolution passes 134-56. Starting tomorrow, we'll all part our hair on the left side and comb it to the right. That will look so much better than the part on the right thing we've been doing. That's SO Republican.

::groans:: Someone help these poor lost souls.