Larry Williams, Moron

"I went to Hooters for an hour, and six families came in for supper during that time," he said. "This is a chain restaurant with high standards."

As Aaron Sharp, a Hooters manager reminds us, "We give balloons to children; we have a kids' menu." And we give an eyefull to the adults. Balloons for the kids, Daisy Duke shorts for the dads, and a healthy dose of low self-esteem for the moms. Hooters caters to everyone! What a great model for success.


"High standards" and "Hooters" should never be used in the same conversation.