Random Conversation

The following conversation occured at a local Saks 5th Avenue. The stranger is a late thirtysomething woman.

Stranger (approaches nervously): Excuse me, sir. This might seem like an odd question . . .

D: Okay.

Stranger: How do you get your hair to stand up like that?**

D: Uh, I use a product from the ICE line. It's kind of like hair glue. I use it in the morning and my hair stays up all day. You can get it at Ulta.

Strange: Thanks.

D: Sure. ::thinks to self:: What the fuck was that all about?

**Picture of my hair available on request. Shoot me an email.